Hi my name is Becca I'm 16 and my favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

image

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

image

Senior Year

image

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
image

"hey remember when you-"
image

"hey remember when-"
image

©