Hi my name is Becca I'm 16 and my favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

brandiglanville:

bijonse:

oh my god when I was like 9 my friend had a ps2 and I went over his house and I was so jealous that he had one and I only had a GameCube so I came home crying and my mom asked me why and I didn’t want her to think I was crying over a ps2 so I told her it was because he had a dad and I didn’t she probably felt so bad :/

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sadspaghetti:

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