my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
can i just
you guys don’t understand this makes me want to puke rainbows
lets not forget about chris cumberbatch though, i mean
can these people just please exist
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
my follower count has doubled in the last 3 months omg
im proud of u
i thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and LAUGHED AT HIM so my brother stood up and punched him in the fucking face while he was still having an asthma attack holy shit i have never been so proud