my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
oh my god when I was like 9 my friend had a ps2 and I went over his house and I was so jealous that he had one and I only had a GameCube so I came home crying and my mom asked me why and I didn’t want her to think I was crying over a ps2 so I told her it was because he had a dad and I didn’t she probably felt so bad :/